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Briefing

MAP CREATED BY: DeathBringer**Allied forces have tracked the location of Antichrist's Midget Chicken and Shemale Donkey porn to the top secret F|A base. Deathbringer has given orders to Allies to destroy the gate to Teukka's porn lair, then build the bridges to dyno the gates where Antichrist stashed the porn.**Axis must defend Antichrist's Midget Chicken and Shemale Donkey porn at all costs, so JayC can watch it tonight!

LMS Briefing

Fight to the death.

Axis Win Text

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Allied Win Text

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Scenario

The Allies must blow the Main gate and then Steal Antichrist's Midget Chicken and Shemale Donkey PORN from the F|A Base!.

Allies: Destroy the Depot Gates!**Steal and secure Antichrist's Midget Chicken and Shemale Donkey PORN, so JayC can watch it tonight!

Axis: Don't let them destroy the Depot Gates!**Protect Antichrist's Midget Chicken and Shemale Donkey PORN from the Allies!

Allied Objectives

1. Primary Objective: Destroy the Depot Gates!**This will capture the forward bunker!
2. Primary Objective: Blow up the F|A Base Main or Side Entrance!**Steal and secure Antichrist's Midget Chicken and Shemale Donkey PORN!

Axis Objectives

1. Primary Objective: Don't let them destroy the Depot Gates!**This will lose the forward bunker!
2. Primary Objective: Don't let them blow up the F|A Base Main or Side Entrance!**Don't let them steal Antichrist's Midget Chicken and Shemale Donkey PORN!