Mapinfo

Briefing

[=||Spartan Clan||=]: Welcome to the English version of the map Cortex. The Axis objective is to steal 4 Dance Fever CDs and bring them back to the PC so they can throw one badass crunk party, that will be player enough to attract all the fine bitches, pimps, hoes, hustlers, and big money makers, as well as Spartan_Omega, and all the other Pimps at Spartan Clan!. The goal of the Allies is to prevent the Axis from bringing the CDs before the clock strikes 12 midnight and the party gets really crunk.

LMS Briefing

Axis Win Text

Axis have all the Dance Fever CDs, crunk ass party with tons of fine bitches tonight!!

Allied Win Text

Its 12 midnight, sorry Hitler no badass party for you!

Scenario

[=||Spartan Clan||=]: The Axis objective is to steal 4 Dance Fever CDs and bring them back to the PC so they can throw one badass crunk party, that will be player enough to get Hitler laid!. The Allies must cock-block Hitler by protecting the 4 CDs till 12 midnight.

Allies: [=||Spartan Clan||=]: The Allies must cock-block Hitler by preventing the Axis from stealing the 4 allied Dance Fever CDs that Hitler will use to throw a badass disco party player enough to attract all the fine bitches, pimps, hoes, hustlers, and big money makers so he can get laid.

Axis: [=||Spartan Clan||=]: Hitler wants to throw a crunk party so he can get laid. Ensure Hitler gets booty tonight by stealing 4 Dance-Fever CDs from the house of a 50 foot tall giant DJ and dropping them off at the computer on the 2nd floor. Failure, will doom you to share Hitlers bed tonight.

Allied Objectives

1. Spartan Clan: The Allies must prevent Hitler from throwing a badass party and stealing all the fine Allied bitches. Stop the Axis from stealing the 4 Dance-Fever CDs from a 50 foot tall giant DJs house

Axis Objectives

1. Spartan Clan: Hitler wants to throw a party so crunk all the fine bitches will have no choice but to attend. As an Axis soldier your mission is to ensure Hitler gets booty tonight by stealing 4 Dance-Fever CDs from the house of a 50 foot tall giant DJ who mixes his own tracks. Failure to complete the mission will doom you to share Hitlers bed tonight